Why Don’t Cha?

Good ol’ Diana Vreeland. Remember that “Why Don’t You?” column she wrote for Harper’s Bazaar starting back in 1936? Dishing out twee bon mots like, “Why don’t you wash your dead child’s hair in champagne.“ We might have gotten that one wrong but whatever.

Well, Smashion believes in sustainability, so we’re recycling the idea. We’re also lazy and don’t feel like coming up with new shit. Anyway…

Introducing Why Don’t Cha?

Our first bit of advice:

When a friend gives you a designer bag of, shall we say, uncertain provenance, why don’t cha customize itl? At least then you know it’s real!